I’m feeling a little blah today…

I just can’t get motivated today.

I have begged to work at the office closer to my home for 2 years now, and this week, the receptionist that is normaly there is off, so here I am. Just seven blocks away from home and I love that it took me like 2 minuets to get here…and at the price of gas I just drove my little buggy (top down, wind in my hair). But now that I’m actually here…I just feel a little out of place.

I normally work for 6 doctors, and between all the staff at the regular office there is about 60 people that staff that office. Here I have the Doctor as in just 1, the nurse, the x-ray/ lab person and myself. It’s not that I don’t know or like the other folks here…I just don’t really have anything to chat with them about. I have been sitting at my desk, just working away like a good little girl, and I hear the nurse and lab girl chatting it up, laughing and joking. I just feel like I’m in a little box all to myself today. Oh well…it’s a nice change, I guess…

Just so ya know…Obvious Girl!

Being obvious is one of my many charms, trust me, I know, but when you point things out to me it’s just not as cute. So the next time I run out and pick up lunch from one of my favorite places, you really don’t have to remind me, when I sit down to eat, where it is that I have been. The side of the bag alone is enough to remind me, not to mention the cup and sandwich wrapper, and even the napkins. If I for some off chance forget where it is that I have purchased this delicious food from, maybe per chance, I’ll look at my receipt. I’m sure that it would be a tell tale sign.

 

 I know the appeal for you to be correct 100% of the time and the constant attention is something that you really try to be good at, but stop, really, I mean it.

So in closing we, at the just so ya know headquarters in Utah, just want ya to know!

Wait for me!

I just want to let you all know what is going on…I’m so sorry I haven’t got a chance to get over to all of my favorite stops around WordPress. My internet connection at home is pathetic, so I usually do most of my surfing at work. But the nice IT guys there have decided to block just about everything from me. I know I shouldn’t do this at work, but it’s just a wee bit addicting to read some of your blogs. You guys would get a kick out of some of the things that your blogs have been classified by the IT guys as.

Red, Evyl, Reggie, Emerald, and Talea you all have Porn web sites. Drowning Pisces, Inmate, Abarclay, Romi and Nook of Oz are all listed as shopping…I didn’t know that you guys are selling anything but send me a brochure via e-mail cause I can still get it there. As per the rest of you, most are hit or miss gaming sites and gambling. Some days I can access posts but not able to comment, so for the most part I’ll be pathetic excuses for a blogger.

Until I can plead my case to the administrator, or get a transfer to the new building that will open this spring closer to my home (where the Dr has no care in the world about internet access) I’ll just stop in when I can. I sure miss all you guys.

My Christmas gift

OK so it’s really a joint gift for the family, but I got to open and use my new computer. Just look how happy the old man was to come home and find it all ready to use…

I worked so hard while the old man was out (he had to plow snow) that as you can see, I even wore out the doggies.

It’s been a real nice day

Just for anyone that cares…I HATE CATS! Ok so maybe that is not as true as it looks. I like my parents’ cat, (but who doesn’t like a cat that will play fetch?) I just don’t like your cat!  But this picture just freaks me out…who can love a butt-sniffing cat that just lies around all day? Enjoy your day…cause this is how my day is going! Cat’s lol

As if you cared to know

   I stole this one from Reg @ Swimming Upstream and Talea @ No Really and they stole it from someplace else and so on…it’s a good one! So on with it…

1. My uncle once: took me fishing and made me gut my own fish. Now I don’t fish…yuck!

2. Never in my life: have I smoked…anything.

3. When I was five: my favorite uncle lived with my parents. He did a great Donald Duck voice when he would babysit me.

4. High School was: a party…was I there for something else?

5. I will never forget: my granny…I miss her.

6. I once met: Santa…he told me I was a bad girl and to straighten up.

7. There’s this girl I know who: wants me to escort her to the bathroom every time we go out on the town. Dude…you’re a big girl, go by yourself.

8. Once, at a bar: I’ve only been to 1 actual bar and I got a drink and left. I’m not very fun. I prefer to drink at the roulette table and have the cocktail waitress bring me drinks on the house!

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready to shoot a co-worker. Anyone it really doesn’t make a difference.

10. Last night: I went to bed, and got laid. Ha ha ha

11. If I only had: a brain. Tee-hee!

12. Next time I go to church: the bishop will ask the congregation to exit the building because lightning will strike soon.

13. Terry Shiavo: is whom??? I don’t have a clue. Should I?

14. What worries me most: stupid people that procreate.

15. When I turn my head left, I see:The Christmas tree.

16. When I turn my head right, I see:  My pictures of my favorite nephew and Derek Jeter.

17. You know I’m lying when: I giggle and can’t look you in the eye. This is why I don’t play poker.

18. What I miss most about the eighties: the music…I love it. I’m a geek. I’m sure that George Michael is still cool.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Puckfrom A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The playful yet mischievous servant faun.

20. By this time next year: I would like to be thinner.

21. A better name for me would be:  On-line all the time. I hate to have conversations with co-workers so I spend 8 hours a day here!

22. I have a hard time understanding: stupid people.

23. If I ever go back to school I’ll : die! I hate school. I love to learn new things but don’t call it school.

24. You know I like you if: I call you. I hate to call people. I work on the phone all day and don’t like to do it after work hours!

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:  Your momma! Ha ha ha…I couldn’t resist that one.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: what the crap do these people have in common? What are you smoking?

27. Take my advice, never: ask me if you can ask me a question. Cause I’ll tell you that you have already done it! If you want to ask a question just ask it !!!

28. My ideal breakfast is:Cracker Barrel…sour dough french toast and sausage.

29. A song I love, but do not own is: “Requiem (The Fifth)” by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Trust me it rocks!

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: a view of the Wasatch Front from my back patio. It’s beautiful.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: what???

32. Why won’t people:  pay attention!

33. If you spend the night at my house: I will snore, my old man will rape any single women that dress skanky (just kidden), and my dogs will bark at any strange noises threw the night.

34. I’d stop my wedding for:  Hugh Jackman to ask me to run away with him.

35. The world could do without: sissy girly men that shun responsibility. See here. By signing up for the army and running away to Canada.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat my words! I hate to be wrong.

37. My favorite blonde is:  Reese Witherspoon. She’s funny!

38. Paper clips are more useful than:  any information on my blog.

39. If I do anything well, it’s:  gossip! Oh hey, did you hear about…

40. And by the way: I’m so darn cool, I just can’t help myself.

What are you looking for?

 This has been my absolutely favorite stat day ever (see the days events at the bottom). Look you wild horny sex crazed women…I don’t have what you want here. If you have looked 27 times for Keanu Reeves and you didn’t find it…chances are you won’t find it the last time either. And I’m really not sure if the reference to hot men in the office is for the TV series or just any ol’ office but you really won’t find that here either. Now as for the how to draw hot men…would you like to paint them yourself or was that referring to drawing them to you? If it’s the latter my tip…smother yourself in cheap food (chips and salsa are great but not the really spicy salsa, it will leave a rash) and lie on the bar at your favorite sports pub. If you can possibly get any alcohol to stay in your belly button you’ll “draw” them in like flies.

Keanu Reeves	28
Eric Dane	9
Hot men	9
Keanu reeves naked	3
Hot men in the office	3
Steven Strait in the covenant	2
Daniel Craig	2
How to draw hot men	2

    ***Update…I checked up on the hot men and all the gals looking for love, and here is where we stand at the end of the day. For heavens sake, I promise I didn’t add anything that good!

Search	Views
keanu reeves	33
eric dane	16
hot men	12
keanu reeves naked	7
Keanu Reeves	6
Eric Dane	5
David James Elliot	4
hot men in the office	3
HOT MEN	3
johnny deep	3