If you pray for rain, be prepared to deal with some mud.

Just a little wiggle room.


The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t
speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, ‘Hi, Grandma,
you’re looking good! How are they treating you?’

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

‘Bastards won’t let me fart.’

2 responses

  1. And just like that, she’s back, even if only a moment. :)

    September 3, 2011 at 10:08 am

  2. Jim

    That’s funny, girl. I suppose she didn’t want to blow her eyeballs out from back pressure.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:15 am

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