…and when you’ve got it, by hell, flaunt it!
I know I’ve got me some mad skills in the kitchen, and today you lucky folks are going to witness the fabulousness that is the Cowgal in the Kitchen!
One of my most beloved is a little number I call noodles outta ‘da can. First you must make sure you buy the right can…I can’t emphasize the importance of this enough. You get what you pay for people. Buy the real thing!
After you open the can with the can opener of your choice, distribute the contents into a bowl. I like to use the microwave cereal bowls from Tupperware. As you can see this one already holds permanent stains from previous utilization. Please…remember not to clean your microwave, as this is just a waste of time. Most of the contents of the bowl will end up on the walls of the microwave anyway.
I also reccomend not reading anything to do with the instructions on the can. They will only confuse you with microwave heat ratings and such and will eventualy let you know in the end that all heating is just a guideline and your going to have to figure out how hot you want the stuff anyway. I prefer to cook for about 40 seconds.
After the inital time of your choosing, I then add cheese. Stir in and continue back to the heating process to melt said cheese to desired gooeyness. About another 30 – 40 seconds with mine.
When you have found the gooey level you have desired, serve with a well chilled beverage and finish off with a fine dessert. Wal-la baby! Enjoy.