Why is it that you can paint your finger nails any color you want and they look great, until that is, you paint them red. What is it about this color?
Is there some reason that this color holds sway over my pedicure happiness? Some realm of beastly monsters that curse my manicures?
What is it? Oh well, from the looks of my toes I’m guessing that the old man did not marry me for them.
Oh what I wouldn’t give for a few minutes in the beauty shop.