Just so ya know – The Correct Technique for Coming Home Drunk….

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, ‘You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!’
His buddy looks at him and says ‘Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say! WHO’S HORNY????!!! And she acts like she’s sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!

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8 thoughts on “Just so ya know – The Correct Technique for Coming Home Drunk….

  1. Poifect.
    Reminds me of the joke:
    A guy comes home late one night and brings his wife a glass of water and two Advil.
    She looks at him and says, “I don’t have a headache, hon.”
    He says, “That’s all I wanted to know.” {cymbal crash}
    ~m

    * oops! ha ha ha

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