A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man enter ed. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, ‘I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00…on one condition.’
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, ‘You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.’
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purs e, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:
CowGal's Land 
I’M IN!!!
* It’s perfect…how much do you think she got for $20?
But does he do windows?
* I sure hope so!
If it was my house, CowGal, it would have been one half-hearted swipe with the duster and nineteen-and-a-half minutes of arguing that it was an effort that deserved to be rewarded with some mind-blowing sex. 😉
* Oh don’t you know it!