Jack Handy

“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.”

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3 thoughts on “Jack Handy

  1. It’s all in the perception, isn’t it? I used to think that ants saw us as these giant, weird god-like creatures who only wreaked havoc and violence down upon their little villages so I always avoided stepping on anthills!

    I was a weird child.

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