Jack Handy

“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I’ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn’t get more meat, I’ll just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”

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5 thoughts on “Jack Handy

  1. Dude! Mashed potatoes + layer of meat + mashed potatoes + layer of corn or some other delicious nibbly vegetable + layer of gravy + layer of cheese = way better concoction than that KFC bowl dealio and way more of a surprise for spectators. Jes?

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