Jack Handy

“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth – that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally – but I didn’t want to upset him.”


7 thoughts on “Jack Handy

  1. okay i must know who is your baseball team?

    * I’ll watch just about anyone but I’m a Yankee’s girly. I play a little softball myself and can’t wait to get back on the field. I didn’t play last fall & I’m missing it really bad.

  2. Ewwwwww I dont hate you but, I DO hate the yankees and most of their fans 😉 How do i manage to be a red sox fan and date a yankees fan without killing myself? have fun playing softball….I used to play that but, cant anymore obviously 😦

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