A blond walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blond looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blond and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blond spins around and shouts: “Can’t you see I’m winning?”
I’ll be honest…the fun part of me going on a trip to Las Vegas is the World of Coca-Cola.
That is me and little Nickolas under the giant Coke bottle in Vegas.
As you can see multiple trips to Vegas have landed me with more coke paraphernalia than your average coke junkie…yes that was a joke, a bad one albeit but a joke. I just thought that I would share a few of my photos of my coke goodies.
The tops of all the cupboards are chuck full. Even my curtins are Coca-cola.
That is my dog Mary in her normal place by the front door. And Yes…I just noticed that I have a full sink of dirty dishes…oh well, we live here.
I think I need more space for my habits.
A planeload of Pepsi was flying over the darkest, deepest part of Africa. The engine developed trouble and the plane went down. The Pepsi company sent out a rescue team to find the Pepsi and the crew. The rescuers found the wreckage, but there was no sign of the Pepsi or the crew. Finally they came upon a cannibal village. They asked the chief if he had seen the crew and the Pepsi. The chief said “Yep, we ate the crew and drank the Pepsi.” The rescuer said “My gosh, did you eat their arms?” “Yep, we ate the arms and washed them down with the Pepsi.” “And did you eat their legs?” “Yep, we ate their legs and washed them down with the Pepsi.”The rescuer then said:”I hate to ask you, but did you eat their–you know–things?” Chief said: “Hell NO, Things go better with Coke.”