The problem with carpooling is that for an hour each afternoon I’m submitted to the will of the driver. I know, your all saying to your screen… “Duh Cowgal, pack a lunch!”. But I want to remind you all that not only am I an amazingly horrible cook, I also love love love my beauty sleep. That aside, the doctors take about a two-hour break from the office to run and do hospital rounds. (We live in Hickville and there is not a hospital in town!) So if I were to actually get up early and pack a sammich and some goodies…I’d have a long time to hang out in the break room with the eccentric and disgraceful co-workers that gather to talk about dungeons and dragons or steal other people’s lunches from the fridge.
But to get to the point here…today for some unnatural reason unknown to me (she had to go to the oral surgeon), I was allowed to take my co-workers car all by myself, and go to one of my most favorite places. Carl’s Jr. mmmmm…..yummy! The best part is that when I approached the drive threw my little heart went pitter-patter…chili cheese fries are back! Woo hoo! But wait what else did my eyes spy. A teriyaki burger also…Oh heartburn you are my companion today!
So as I’m enjoying my lunch and listening to my favorite radio station it hits me…no, not the heartburn quite yet, this great idea. I could eat this for lunch everyday and this is the best part…since I have an awful long lunch time, I could walk all the way to Carl’s Jr and then walk back to work and I think I’d still be able to fit in my jeans because it’s only 15 blocks each way…what do you think?
So next week if I’ve not died of the heartburn that is not starting to make me nauseous, I can just jaunt on down and dive right in to my flame broiled (OK so it’s just made like every other burger joint but it’s my vision) pineapple topped, teriyaki sauce smothered, cheese and tomato, and enough lettuce to feed Emerald’s bunnies for a week hamburger and chili cheese fries!
Oh wait the longer I brag this up the more the heartburn is telling me no, No, NO!!!!
Well it was a good idea at first…
Do you think that Paris got heartburn from her Carl’s Jr burger? Probably not…she just got the regular esophageal damage from throwing it up after the photo shoot.
*Burp*…oops, excuse me!