The real 12 days of Christmas

  Law Offices
Sue, Pillage, and Plunder
1313 Grunge St
Somewhere, USA

January 6

Dear Sir:

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Cowgal Truelove. The damage, of course, was total. She was found beating her head against the wall to the beat of the twelve drums. If you should attempt to reach Miss Truelove at Happy Glen Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.Cordially,
Law Firm of
Sue, Pillage, and Plunder

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2 thoughts on “The real 12 days of Christmas

  1. Great ending to the torture of the 12 gifts. LOL. This was really cute. I could almost feel the pain of each gift as you described them. Nice job, Cowgal! 😀

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