The real 12 days of Christmas

Miss Cowgal Truelove
Utah, USA

January 5

Listen, brainless:

Now there’s eleven pipers piping. And they never stop piping…except when they’re chasing those maids or dancing girls. The cows are getting very upset and are sounding worse than the birds ever did. What am I going to do? There is a petition going around to evict me from the neigborhood.I hope you’re satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine.Your sworn enemy,

Cowgal

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