The real 12 days of Christmas

Miss Cowgal Truelove
Somewhere, USA

January 2

OK, WISE GUY:

I think I prefer the birds over this. What am I going to do with eight maids a-milking? It’s not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their cows. Have you ever smelled a yard full of cow patties? Their piles are all over the lawn, and I can’t move in my own house. Leave me alone. NO MORE OF YOUR “GIFTS”.

Cowgal

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