The real 12 days of Christmas

  Miss Cowgal Truelove
Utah, USA

January 1

Sam:

Happy New Year…to some people. It hasn’t been so happy with me. What’s with you and those dumb birds? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of practical joke is this? There’s bird guana all over the house and they never stop squawking. I could not sleep all night and I’m a nervous wreck. You have gone too far, bird brain. STOP SENDING BIRDS. NO MORE BIRDS!! GOT IT? Sincerely,

Cowgal

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One thought on “The real 12 days of Christmas

  1. Lol! I’m not bringing you bird guano…But, I am sending you a big

    HAPPY NEW YEAR COWGALUTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Thanks…I hate birds.

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