Four things meme

 I have this uncontrollable urge to do meme’s lately and so I’m going to torture you with another one. I found this one on the wordpress tag page and I thought it was a great change of pace from the others I have done before so here goes…thanks to With Love, Spunk. I’m going to pretend that I don’t have a clue what spunk is, just so I don’t embarrass myself. So enough about that…

Four First Names of Crushes I Had

  1.  Eric- Ya, I was all over this kid in the bushes behind his house. I was going to give him a kiss whether he wanted it or not. To bad his big sister and my brother were back there and caught us. Eric, if you are reading this…we were really meant to be.
  2. calvin.jpgDan- This sorry sucker, I picked up at the skating rink one night in 5th grade and was sorry to find out later that he was a nose picker. Look dude…nose picking is for 2nd graders. By 5thgrade you should be way beyond that.
  3. Mike- This kid was so hot. I just didn’t understand his family. I know it’s cool to own a Harley Davidson…just not when it’s in pieces in your front room.
  4. Todd – I though that football players should be tuff…not cry when a girl breaks up with them. Hey, I was just testing you.

Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned

  1.  My super-hot eye candy black leather pants.
  2. saddle shoes…they went with everything!
  3. My evening gown and tiara from my pagent days…it’s nice to feel like a princess.
  4. Strawberry Shortcake Halloween costume from when I was like 3 years old. Cause I was so darn cute I could pull it off all year!

Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try

  1.  Editor for porno flicks…I mean what do they really leave out?
  2. Sex Toy Tester – I mean quality control is serious business girls!
  3. Hunting guide – I just want to drag some city slicker around for 6 days telling him to hike his butt up the side of a mountain or he will miss the big buck he is after. “Sorry buddy…you just missed him. He just dropped over that next ridge. Let’s get a move on.”
  4. Bingo caller – I just want a better view of the old ladies faces when they swear at the other old lady that called it before they had B-I-N-G-O.

Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With

  1.  George Michael…just erase all the crazy things he has done and it wouldn’t be so bad.gm_gallery4.jpg
  2. John Bon Jovi – how could you not think this guy is worth it?wk-bon-jovi1.jpg
  3. Tracy Byrd – Just look at that baby face!tracy_byrd.jpg
  4. Steven Strait. See here

Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat

  1. Caviar- I don’t like fish to begin with why would I want to eat there beginnings?
  2. Pumpkin pie- or actually anything pumpkin flavored.
  3. Anything that has been eaten on an episode of  Fear Factor.
  4. Spunk…I really don’t know what that word means. Tee-hee!

Four Things I Like to Sniff

  1. my old man – I won’t give out the details for obvious reasons.
  2. My daddy’s garage – for some reason the oil and grease in the shop just reminds me of him.
  3. Candles – I’m a scent hound…when I go to the store and see candles, I smell them all!
  4. fresh laundry – especially on hot men.

10 thoughts on “Four things meme

  1. to be quite honest Spunk means a number of things:

    -A quality of a person that describes having courage, spirit, or determination

    -An Australian slang word for an attractive person.

    -A Danish brand of vodka and candy

    I picked the name because of the last. It was my Grandmother’s favorite. I didn’t realize that people would resort to making it into something dirty. Sorry to embarrass you.

    *well I’m glad you like that last one, I really like vodka to. so from here on out when a hot guy asks if I want some spunk, I’ll be like “OK…I’d love some”.
    But I do love your site!

  2. Hunting guide – I just want to drag some city slicker around for 6 days telling him to hike his butt up the side of a mountain or he will miss the big buck he is after. “Sorry buddy…you just missed him. He just dropped over that next ridge. Let’s get a move on.”

    I so relate to this one.

    *As the city slicker or the guide?

  3. Hmmm? Well, I was born in a northern Wisconsin county that has, roughly, 100,000 deer, more than fifty thousand cows, and fewer than twenty-five thousand people. And on two occasions in my life I’ve had the fear-filled unarmed privilege of being less than thirty feet from a wolf.

    *eeks…that’s lonely.

  4. ooh BFF! this is a stellar meme! I love your answers and your shyness about the spunk. Being the small whore I am you know i love the spunk LOL

    seriously though, that chapstick is working wonders..

    * ha ha ha…I should have known that you would know what it is! 😆

  5. Ha, a porn editor. I imagine the stuff they leave out all has to do with gross bodily fluids… especially when it comes to the “anal” sector…

    *:lol: I thought it was the woman crying “why won’t you just hold me after sex?”
    ha ha ha

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