This one I just couldn’t resist! I love e-mail that makes you giggle.
I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
BRYAN ( nikname ” Beefy ” )
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check. You’re hired!