Drunk Driving 101

Believe this one or not…I got it as an e-mail!  

Only a person in Texas could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes
As some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.

This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.’

‘I doubt it,’ said the truly proud Redneck. ‘ Tonight I’m the designated decoy.’

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6 thoughts on “Drunk Driving 101

  1. I did NOT see that coming…that was rather hilarious, I must say… 🙂

    Paul: you are such a slut 😉

    And cowgirl: haha..you go and ride that cowboy! 😉

    And to me: seriously I have issues…

    *I liked it…and you are correct about Paul.

  2. Decoy, nice!!!! Totally using that in the future. Well, I don’t drive, so…maybe I’ll tell the traffic ticket lawyer in the office here about it. I”m sure he can appreciate the humour!

    *You could just sit in the car for a while…no need to even drive off!

  3. that is a hilarious story!! unfortunately i’m always the designated drunk so….

    love the avvie btw, cute piggy tails!!

    *I love to change it up!

  4. Good one. Kind of sad too. I can just see the poor guy sitting in his car doing all those things to his car, probably wondering what in the heck was happening.

    *it is a little sad hun!

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