I think my dog is a secret agent for some underground anti-pussy cat society. I think she has developed some new form of communication that she sends threw the water pipes by lapping water from the toilet (I call this her lap-top). It uses the same technique as Morris code; the length of the lap of her tongue in a combination with the blowing bubbles under the water with her nose. It sends a message to the sewer rats and they in turn use a process still unknown to me to the other animals in the farmyard. The commotion that they cause then in turn wakes me and I open the door to see what problem is and the dog then attacks the neighborhood cats that reside on my front porch. Knowing that she can only chase them to the edge of the lawn where her invisible electric fence collar engages her with a pulsating electrical shock if she crosses, she somehow manipulates the pussy-cats to run in to the neighbors yard where the Saint Bernard takes it from there.
I really need to look in to this more…now I’m intrigued about why the other neighbors have so many cats? Are the cats really trying to take over the world?