Flat Belly

 Great e-mail from a friend! Enjoy…

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom
on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and
quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. she dresses
quickly
and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?”

The mother replies, “well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.”

“Your wasting your time,” said the boy.

“Why is that?” the mom asked puzzled.

“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up.”

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8 thoughts on “Flat Belly

  1. George Washington — our great first president — loved off-color jokes. This is very naughty. Very funny!

    Naughty I can do! tee-hee

  2. Oh man… 😛

    Hey, your site looks great!

    It looks really well laid out, and is a pleasure to look at.

    Congratulations for making me realize how sub-par my blog is! 😛

    It’s not sub-par…I just add all the junk to distract people from my crappy writing!

  3. LOL! Oh Wow! That was a gas…Literally!

    Phew!

    I’ve tagged you for a meme there Cowgurl…if you want to play, then drop on by!

    Have a most excellent evening!

    A Meme for Me? woo-hoo! Comming right over…

  4. ::snicker-snort::

    Wish I had a neighbor lady to do the huffing and puffing for me… well… I do have a neighbor “lady” but it’s his mother. ick.

    Oh that is just strange and wrong.

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