One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such
a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
“What the Hell is this??” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker:….
“It’s not talcum powder……
It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.”