9 TERMS WOMEN USE


1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re
welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying #%^&$(#*^#%$($$*$&^!  YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the
woman’s response refer to #3.

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One thought on “9 TERMS WOMEN USE

  1. Most excellent! Although I would added “Love You” and have them (poor schmoes) interpret it as they will…

    That is a double edged sword.

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