I love my job…

I can’t resist the urge to post a funny e-mail.

When you have a ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this:
 
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the        thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
 
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
 
 
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
 
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it    carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
 
 
‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ‘.
 
 
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”
 
 
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A $$ THAN YOURS!

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4 thoughts on “I love my job…

  1. hehehehehe…i like that…but please tell me it ain’t true?? 😯

    reminds me of one to make you giggle…
    a nurse walked into a bank. preparing to write a withdrawal, she pulled a rectal thermometer out of her bag and tried to write with it..she looked at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat said “Well that’s just great! Some arsehole has my pen!!”

    😆 too funny! I love it

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