I’ve very much been wanting to write this post for quite a while now, but I didn’t want to offend anyone (I hate to hurt anyone’s feel bads). But it just weights so heavy on my mind and I really need some help breaking my first impressions of everyone.
* Please only continue if you can be total objective*
Abarclay-Girl you have me laughing so hard I’ve forgotten I’m visiting the mental ward. Early 30’s for you though.
Bella– You’re a tough one…do you live down the block or in heaven…?
DT-from your comments I had you pegged as a 36-45 yr old probably a father of 2-3 and school teacher, after a visit to the place I dropped it down to 20-25 I though you were in collage. Shock of my life when I found otherwise
Fracas– I can’t break it…your Barbara Strisand. I put you mid 40’s though
King Steve-I think of this guy I used to know that stole his dads car at 15 and crashed and has been in a wheelchair ever since. I would presume that you are still to young to actually buy your own beer…and you live in Nowhereville, Nebraska. I really want to visit your blog and like it but I’m a little scared! I have popped in but only for a moment cause I just don’t know what to expect. About the time the page loads I freak out and hit the back button.
Marla Jane-You have just been released as the ward Relief Society president because your husband has been asked to be the new Stake President and you, in my mind, live in Utah too. (For any of you not with the lingo…it’s a Mormon thing)
Nanny-Kate Hudson in Raising Helen. How do you fit in to a size 2 jean? I’m sure a size 2 is a little too big and randomly shows your Frederick’s of Hollywood thong. But you look so hot that no one seems to mind.
Observent-I love your comments but the name just brings to mind an elderly lady that sits in the park everyday and sees everything. But you never let the really juicy details out for free.
Paul-OK heaven help me on this one…Daniel Craig as 007. Smooth, sexy, smart and he has not even noticed yet. Mid 30’s? But the choice of drink keeps throwing me off.
Red-I’m sure you are my best friend from high school reincarnated or something. You are probably someone that will give out loyal friendship to anyone that you respect, but that person must earn it first. I’m going out on a limb and putting you mid 30’s and smart as a whip…but you don’t display this to everyone. Smart-alecky but brains to back it.
JoeBec-You open your door and hand me a beer and we plop down at the kitchen table and visit for hours…the kids are out playing with friends. But the song Harper Valley PTA is always playing in my head when I visit your blog. Mid 30’s for you too.
Romi-Oh girl don’t hate me for this one…O’ Canada runs threw my head here. But I see you have a good head on your shoulders and a great job, and is there someone in upper management you have the hots for (not that it would ever get in the way of your professionalism)? Ben and Jerry’s are always on your grocery list as well as cat food…cause you have 2. But here I’ll go with the late 20’s early 30’s.
Talea-Oh it’s just to soon to tell. But can I place you in the late 20’s age group?
The boy who-Oh…do I dare say this one? Hugh Grant. eeks? Are you still OK with me? I just really want to call you on the phone and get you to say the word schedule for me about a hundred times…how do you English get all the letters in there?
Now if anyone is still reading this I love ya all I promise…comments are good now. Please help me if I have this all wrong, then again maybe its better if I do right?