Another great E-mail I just loved!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband
whispers to his wife, “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict – look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a
woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he’ll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you’re cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”