If you pray for rain, be prepared to deal with some mud.

About Me

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1)      This is a photo of one of my dogs I left behind

2)      Not me!

3)      When i say left behind, I mean when I got a divorce

4)      yep, mormons believe in divorce

5)      And they can be pretty snarky about it too

6)      even when it was their idea to get a divorce in the first place.

7)      So they can run away with a married man and live happily ever after

8 )      I’m very outspoken,

9)      In fact I never shut up!

10)  I love to laugh.

11)   Most of the time very loudly.

12)  I love to drink Dr. Pepper!

13)  But I collect Coca-Cola, and polar bears

14)  It’s all over my house. (ok change that to was, now it’s in a storage unit)

15)  I’m living with the man of my dreams,

16)  He is still married

17) But let’s not go there…

18)  He tells me I need to win the lotto or write a book

19)  I let him read playboy

20)  I read it too, sometimes, but just for the articles…*cough -lies- cough*

21)  We have a dog, Milo

22)  I treat her like the children I can’t have.

23)  I know, sad hun! I’ll get over it now!

24)  I work (or at least show up daily) for a long term care pharmacy

25)  I  love the work…learning to like my coworkers too

26)  I have a lot of bills. Who doesn’t?

27)  I love to shop. (Old Navy, Cabela’s & Hallmark are some favorites)

28)  Online or at the store, I don’t really care.

29)  I waste a lot of time online.

30)  I love to see new things and places

31)  so does my man…how cool is that?!?

32)  We even got lost once driving around South Dakota and ended up in Wyoming

33)  But thats a whole nother story

34) I want to be a game show host! I think that would be a blast!

35)  We are very close with our families

36)  My family is back in Utah…I miss them from time to time.

37)  But skype and phone calls are cheap and easy nowdays.

38)  Home is where you make it…right now mine is in Minnesota

39)  My parents live about 2000 miles away.

40)  I have 36 1st cousins.

41)  and only 1 brother, thank the lord.

42) I thank the lord all the time that i met my handsom man

43) we met on the internet… a game web site called cell-u-fun

44)  Both of us were married at the time…oops. see what trouble that internet can be?

45)  I love movies (not scary ones though)

46)  And TV (NCIS and The Price is Right)

47)  And I love to sing, out loud, in public and everything. (I have a room in my house just for my Karaoke stuff)

48)  Most people think I have nice handwriting,

49)  But I like my mother’s better

Oh ya, almost forgot, I LOVE BASEBALL! Go Yankees! oops, forgot now that I live in Minnesota I have to cheer for the Twins or get laughed at quite a lot! 

26 Responses

  1. hallo ! your dog looks so lovely ! thanks for linking to us ! are you going to post up any of your childrens stories ? i hope so.

    mitties x x

    July 23, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  2. cowgalutah

    sometime when I feel really brave!

    July 24, 2007 at 1:09 am

  3. bartonfive

    Love your about me page. Glad to have you as a friend.

    Oi!! barton. I love ya man. Visit me anytime, just don’t tell the boss what I rant about!

    August 23, 2007 at 7:04 pm

  4. Hi, I like your site! Your dawg is adorable! Your list was written really well and I hope you show us some of your childrens books :)

    One of my stories is about my little dog. In the book I call her Princess Puddyfoot, I’ve not really decided why…

    August 30, 2007 at 11:09 pm

  5. Hello

    I am really excited. Keep up the great work. Good resources here.

    Bye

    Um OK, Thanks for stopping by.

    September 12, 2007 at 3:32 pm

  6. talea

    Hey! I’m so glad you liked my blog! I like yours, because you’re a country girl, and I’m originally one. Now I’m a jaded city slicker though.
    And thanks for the blogroll nod! When I figure out how to get mine to not be broken, I’ll return the favour!

    Oh thanks for visiting me! 8)

    September 21, 2007 at 11:38 am

  7. UtesFan89

    And a friendly hello in response… from somewhere or another in Salt Lake county!
    Big baseball fan here… though not of the “Evil Empire.”

    Oh come on…their not EVIL! So who you got for the series? Please don’t tell me the Cubs or I’ll cry!

    October 4, 2007 at 4:13 pm

  8. UtesFan89

    No, not the Cubs. I’m a Pirates fan… but they suck. Simple.
    As for the series, before the year, I said Angels over D-Backs.
    Now I’m rooting for the D-Backs to beat the Indians.

    OK we can still be friends…I like the D-backs too. The only major league game I have actually been to was a Philly’s / Pirates game way back in the day.

    October 10, 2007 at 8:57 am

  9. Wow. I feel like I know so much about your life. Good list.

    TMI…right!

    October 11, 2007 at 9:27 am

  10. Hey Cowgalutah, I also love Movies and Shopping, doesn’t everybody? LOL…can’t carry a tune, so I have to crank up the radio to drown out my voice. I’m a Yankees fan, was in NYC a few years ago, saw them play. One of my BFF’s lives in Utah, she took me around when I visited (Park City, Salt Lake, Bear Lake, Sundance, The Temple; of course we couldn’t go in, etc), Beautiful Country.

    Am I reading back seat gourmet correctly? I love it. And go Yankees for sure!

    October 14, 2007 at 6:23 am

  11. Yeah, you got it right. LOL.
    Back Seat Gourmet. Thanks.

    I love it! This one here is a no seat gourmet…I can’t boil water!

    October 15, 2007 at 7:32 am

  12. johnrandals

    Thank you for including me on your Blogroll. Your Blog is what I think blogging is about — a persons life and the things that make them think and feel.

    I think a lot of strange things, don’t I! But thanks for the visit.

    October 22, 2007 at 8:45 am

  13. What kind of dog is yours? He looks like a happy little fox. And what is his name? Oh, and 36 1st cousins?? That’s gotta be at least a wordpress record.

    Mary and Yote are either Austrian Cattle Dogs or Heelers as we call them. As for the cousins…it’s just a Utah thing.

    October 28, 2007 at 11:03 am

  14. Spunk

    oh no..not the yankees. :) Good luck with the game show host thing…send me a ticket when you make it big!

    *you got it, as for the yankees…well I’m having problems with them right now, just handing the series off like they did this year.

    November 26, 2007 at 7:36 pm

  15. myblog4luv

    Really like your site and enjoyed reading your blog! I hope to be able to do as nice a job as you have!!!!

    *Well I would love to read your blog but there is no link for me…

    December 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm

  16. 2lazydogs

    Ohhh…those ears…I love those ears! My friend had a Heeler – smartest dog I ever did meet.

    *well we won’t go that far with this one…but I love her.

    December 27, 2007 at 7:58 pm

  17. I have a blue heeler myself, her name is Abbie, hello from another Utahn! I live in West Jordan. Nice to meet you!

    *Oh howdy! Great place that west jordan! I’m just over the old hill in Utah cnty.

    January 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm

  18. Another shout-out from Utah. Sandy, to be more exact. We have some blogroll friends in common. :)

    *Ya I love my blogroll buds…I like your place to, so to the blogroll you will be added!

    January 25, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  19. tdljld

    Thanks for the link. She does have a really nice blog.

    Thanks again,
    Jenny

    *She’s a doll! I just heart her!

    February 1, 2008 at 1:19 pm

  20. Hi, It’s me “Lumpy” the artist formerly known as “BellaJournal” or Bella. BAHAHAHAH! I have recently started up again and thought I’d come by to see how you’ve been. I love reading your site! Take care, I’m going to go have a look around again!

    *tee-hee I love the “artist formerly know as”

    February 11, 2008 at 9:20 am

  21. :)

    March 4, 2008 at 6:04 am

  22. i did not know you are mormon ! i worked on a mormon film with that guy from ugly betty and annie hathaway.

    *really? we must chat about that.

    March 15, 2008 at 10:20 pm

  23. heck of a list… heck of a list

    Thanks for the visit!

    April 3, 2008 at 5:31 am

  24. //) This is a photo of one of my dogs

    2) Not me//

    Ummmm, yeah i hoped that was the case! and blah yankees!

    * I can’t help myself…I’m a geek! :P

    July 5, 2008 at 8:24 am

  25. ldave

    Very interesting “About Me”. As a matter of fact, the most open and personal I’ve seen.
    I really love the bisexual innuendo in your statement about Elizabeth Hurley(I’m a male). Mostly I just wanted to say keep up the good work, and don’t lose that wacky sense of humor.

    December 3, 2009 at 3:38 am

  26. Excellent introduction! Numbers 16-20 are the most original, to me–and hilarious, of course!

    April 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm

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